So President Bush collided with a Scottish police officer while he was out on his bike.
Thank God this did not happen at home in Washington, he and the government would have immediately been sued by an American Personal Injury lawyer.
Blair, meanwhile, displays his joy at his contribution to help the London case for the 2012 Olympic Games.
And then there’s the French president insulting Haggises and British food.
All good clean fun, but let’s hope they spare a thought for the business at hand with Canada, Germany, Italy, Japan and Russia.
It’s called the Group of 8 meeting. There’s a tiger roaring at the gates.