Alternative Resolution Centers
This is not undeclared war? You can still talk nice?
Retired Judges, looking for where the money is.
You can use a rent-a-judge or a rent-an-attorney, if you really want; $400 an hour at least, I believe. They’ll even pitch you Judge Gold. Does this become a consumer problem, a “truth in advertising” issue? I wonder. But it’ll all be kept real quiet, no press or public present.