President Bush was making one of his PR trips to an elementary school, to read the kids some stories.
After he got through, he put down the book, and asked the class if they had any questions.
A little boy put up his hand.
“And what is your name?” asked the president.
“Stanley”, he replied.
“And what is your question?”
“Well, acshully, I’ve got three” he said.
“Go ahead.”
“First, Mr. President, how come you’re president when the other man got more votes?
“Second, why are we fighting in Iraq because of weapons of mass destrucshun, when we can’t find any?
“Third, how come you can’t catch Osama Bin Laden?”
Just then, the bell went for the milk and cookie break.
After they came back, President Bush asked if there were any more questions before he left.
Another little boy put up his hand.
“And what is your name?” asked the president.
“Timothy”, said the little boy.
“OK, Timothy, let me have your question.”
“Well, acshully I’ve got five”, said Timothy.
“And what are they?”
“First, how come you are president when the other man got more votes?
“Second, why are we fighting in Iraq because of weapons of mass destrucshun, when there aren’t any?
“Third, how come you can’t catch Osama Bin Laden?”
“Four, how come the bell for our break went off 20 minutes early?
“And five, where the hell is Stanley?”