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Charles Bronson’s Estate Sues Warner Bros., MGM

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Of course, their suit is about residuals for past work performed by this actor. They should know not to cross him, even in death!

Maybe one day the unions will be able to negotiate that all income for all shows goes into a common escrow pot. From that account, revenue and expenses would be distributed equitably, according to a given plan administered by an independent fiduciary. As any accountant should know, debits and credits are supposed to balance. Another way to say this is that goods and services equal money, and money equals goods and services, the amounts fixed by governing contracts.
However, let no man or woman hold their breath. The producers maintain a stranglehold on this possibility, and the unions seem to be powerless to change it. Guess they retain better lawyers.

Could “Two and a Half Men” Be Better Than Ever With Ashton Kutcher?

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I just read a review of 2 1/2 Men by a “communications professor” by the name of Robert Thompson.  He admitted that while watching and critiquing the show, he would rather be balancing his checkbook.

The fact is, 2 1/2 Men is the only truly honest depiction of male and female behavior in our current American and possibly worldwide culture. It deals with real-life situations, and the greed, dishonesty and scamming that goes on at all levels of society and industry, producing the norms of life today. Its popularity, continuing with huge audience followers watching reruns, deny the premise put forth by this professor of communications.

From the working professional’s viewpoint, it is clear that the core of the show is the relationship between 2 brothers, Charlie and Alan, played by Sheen and Cryer.  They are joint protagonists, and Sheen is the perfect foil for Cryer.  Their interplay is worthy of the best of the Smothers Brothers, Laurel and Hardy and the 3 Stooges, the difference being that they are never seen to be “performing”, but just are; believable at every moment. The writing is so superior that one can sit through each show many times.  There is a kind of inevitability in the substance of the patter, and one discovers nuances in funny lines with deep meaning. I myself relax in the evening watching yet again another episode.  I have 72 of them saved.  I recommend almost every episode as a model for the aspiring writer learning how to shape a script, with perfect character, plot, and story development.

It is a shame that a political situation developed between Sheen, joint creator Lorre, Warner Bros. and CBS.  It has been decided that they should continue the run of this golden goose without Sheen.  But it won’t and it shouldn’t work.

What Sheen and Cryer should do is develop their own show with an entirely different setting, and an entirely different family, and continue the exploration of familial situations for 2 disparate brothers. Of course, they would lose their supporting cast, which would be unfortunate.  Apart from anything else, and aside from the show, it would be fun to watch how these parties will squabble over the age-old conundrum of who creates, and therefore owns, the fictitious characters of entertainment. Actors vs. writers vs. directors vs. financial backers.  Another legal drama in the making.  And they will suffer from the absence of Lorre, who is a writing genius, as well as the supporting cast, unequaled in anything I have ever seen.

If any sample of our civilization should be crammed into a space capsule for aliens to see, it would be every episode of 2 1/2 Men as it presently exists.

Pacific Pioneer Broadcasters lunch meetings

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This is a wonderful gathering of old-timers, like myself. If you’ve been in the business for 20 years or more, you qualify to apply for membership. We meet for a hearty lunch about once a month (except for summer) at the Sportsman’s Lodge in the Valley. There is always an honoree, being gently roasted by a panel of fellow workers on the dais.

Lately, the place has been more than usually crowded with participants of the Showbiz. My photographer pal, Dave Keeler, wanders around snapping pictures, and if you’re lucky, he might catch you with some old friends, which he did for me at a recent meeting. (If you click on the picture, it will enlarge it.)

 

 

If you’re interested in joining, this is their website.  Just find somebody who’ll sponsor you.

 

 

 

 

When you’re old enough, friends pop up in the oddest way

Posted in A SPACE FOR NOSTALGIA, ACTORS' & DIRECTORS' CORNER

Celebrities are full of stories about their exploits, their famous friends, who they mix with, who they work with.  It’s often to do with the size of their billing, or their latest agent’s gaffes.   Then there are the less famous.  People like me, with stories more down to earth, but, I think, more interesting, unless you’re a fan follower.

This is by way of saying that I went to a play the other evening, at the East-West Theatre downtown, a play called “Wrinkles”.  Couldn’t believe what I saw, for there, playing the lead, was my old fellow worker at, of all places, First National City Bank, Park Avenue, N.Y.  5th floor. The year was 1963, the place the computer room, midnight to 8 am shift, Burroughs check sorting machine.  His name – Sab Shimono.  I remember him as a delicate, shy, self-effacing youngster,  wrestling with the machine just as I was.

I met him after the curtain came down, and we swapped a few stories in the car-park.  He has developed into a splendid actor, and reached an age of maturity reflected in his command of the stage.

I plan to see more of Sab.

 

 

Copy, Credit, Meals

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This is addressed to my professional actor friends, full members of the Screen Actors Guild, AFTRA, and Equity.

It is to say that I am tired of being invited by student directors to act in their videos, or films, for their benefit and for nothing.  This is a huge step backward to the very beginnings of these esteemed organizations, back to the twenties and thirties.  Student actors, go ahead.  Professional actors, STOP!

Yes, we are entering a new era in the film making process. Yes, the old rules are a-changing. But no, what remains unchanged is the cold hard fact that we need to earn a fair amount of money to survive. SAG and AFTRA and AEA were conceived to ensure that this happens. But what has taken its place?

I am told that I may perform in an AEA condoned "Equity Waiver" theatrical production. That means that I have the opportunity to "practice my craft" for not much more than car fare.

I am told that I may perform in a SAG or AFTRA condoned  "student production" to "practice my craft" for a copy of the result "for my reel".  My reel has become an essential adjunct in the job-hunting process.  Job hunting has become the premier industry in today’s Hollywood (and New York). Hundreds of websites have come into being, offering job hunting services for a price. And so, the poor actor’s pockets, bare due to the near impossibility of getting paid these days, is made even more bare by the new necessity to subscribe to these websites.

The dignity of the professional actor is severely threatened. The new image is that of a young actor, with pleading in his eyes, one hand out, and the other behind his back, to protect it, I guess. While the producer/director wields his traditional authoritarial stick over the actor, ensuring the continuance of a feudal system tolerated since the dark ages. And the middle men, the managers, the agents, the lawyers, and some teachers and casting directors, earn their living in dependence upon the actors lack of confidence, "teaching" said actors "new tricks".

Career Overview

Posted in A SPACE FOR REFLECTION, ACTORS' & DIRECTORS' CORNER

When you get to my age, a refresher covering most aspects of an active life in the Showbusiness is always a good idea.  Also, the nature of the current showbiz tends to get away from you.  With that in mind, I noticed a 1 week movie-making course being given just down the road from me, at the premises of Universal Studios (which brought back memories of the House Calls disaster).

The course, which cost $1,500, covered the latest advances in communication and supply of recorded entertainment to the masses – unlike live theatre, with which I have always been more comfortable back in New York.

The six day course was provided by the Hollywood branch of the New York Film Academy, in a surprisingly clean and modern office building, and bussed students to the nearby Universal lot, where we could shoot on their Western and European sets, or practice location work in Griffith Park.

Provided was the latest in video camera equipment (Panasonic), and editing software (Final Cut Pro). Things being what they are, these days, state-of-the-art changes take place almost every day.

The instructors are seasoned professionals, taking time out from their not busy enough creative schedules, to impart some of their special knowledge to people like me, and their acting students were happy enough to perform for my camera.  An aside here, I have too much respect for SAG and AFTRA and Equity members to expect them to work for nothing (sorry USC and UCLA student wannabe movie makers, and their elite schools who demand professional performer freebies, giving nothing in return.)

Day 1 the class of just 6 paired off, and then we met the instructors who introduced us to student actors we’d work with, and described the functions of the workshops and the safety hazards to avoid on set. We were also told to prepare a 2 or 3 minute story to be shot in about 20 shots, with a point of view, a beginning, and an end. Day 2 we were introduced to video cameras, their technical capabilities and how to operate them, and Day 3 was a discussion on screen-writing, with the necessity for story containing conflict and suspense, then a trip to Griffith Park just to test out the cameras. As a stills photographer more comfortable with 35mm film, I was told to just multiply the unfamiliar exposure settings of video by 7.2, to get recognizable results.  Day 4 we met the editor guy, who put post-production in its place, and showed how the editor could make or break a film. I didn’t know that Walter Murch made Apocalypse Now into a movie out of a mess of a million shots. Murch believes in editing from a standing position, and asked to be left alone for many days in a dark quiet room, producing a masterpiece. Then we went out to the U. lot, on a very hot day of pure exhaustion. But it was worth it. And after, I slept well. Day 5 was spent editing what we shot, and trying to put muscle memory into the fingers in the dark in an attempt to operate the computer keys. And the final day, it was viewing the results, mutually criticizing the 6 movie clips, and taking home the DVD for further work (maybe.) Audio and special effects and lighting were deemed too complicated to tackle in a 1-week course. Agreed.

So my next thought is to buy a Canon digital camera to go with my FCP Studio package which I hadn’t yet dared inspect. Thank you NY Film Academy and the instructors I met. I’m happy to promote all of it. A freebie from me.

Next I look forward once again to Digital Day at the Directors Guild headquarters at the end of July.  A chance to see the latest advances in digital cameras and to get inside the heads of famous directors and software makers.

But for now it’s back to Wimbledon. 6′ 9" John Isner, 68 all, final set, the Queen, what more could you want for unbearable suspense (unless it’s U.S.A. v. England in the World Cup)?

2 1/2 Men

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I have to admit that this is the only sitcom that I hurry home to watch. It’s a lesson in comedy writing construction, and one notices that it remains listed at the top of the public’s favorites after 7 years.

A lot of this is due to Chuck Lorre, and readers deserve to be linked to his website, which will provide a lot of "insider" views on showbiz, comedy, and life in general that are really worth reading.

Learning lines

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Excellent article in today’s NY Times, about the difficulty of cramming other people’s words into your brain, and making them come out as though you had just thought of them.

Learning lines

I never heard of having a prompter sitting in the first row, and mouthing your lines to you, as apparently Matthew Broderick has availed himself of in the opening performances of Starry Messenger. Or having a tiny speaker in your ear, as apparently Angela Lansbury did during her recent foray into Blithe Spirit.  She says that’s to be expected if you’re 84.  Poor Mr. Matt Mulhern just got himself fired from the Hartford Stage Company for pasting a few errant lines into his hat, and then referring to them out of dire necessity. Then there’s my ex, who has thrown her hands in the air, and just reads the damn thing, in her discourse about her grandmother in Nightingale.

Me, I’ve always had terrible trouble learning lines. I started out as a BBC radio actor, and reading the script became the normal way to do it.  Even now, I scan the page into my head, and still read it. The scanning process takes a while. During my days of weekly rep, I was fast.  Now, a rate of an ASA of about 6, if I’m lucky.

There’s the method approach. First get the character, next the thoughts, the feelings in sync. and the words will undoubtedly come. Maybe.  Maybe not the author’s words, but perhaps something even better(?)

But there will always be blocks, words or phrases that refuse to jump into place.  Then trickery is used, links from pictures, initials, numbers, anything that works.

There are some freaks who are blessed with a magic brain, that remembers and hangs on to everything in a flash, no problem. And that’s just not fair.

 

 

On Standup comedy

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Standup is tough. I know, I’ve been doing a few open mikes. My subject is Old Age. You have to make it funny. It’s the only medium I haven’t tried, and it’s very challenging, for it requires writing skills as well as performance with a hand mike, and a good sense of humor.

I see that my ex, Lynn Redgrave, just opened a standup show called Rachel and Juliet at the Folger in Washington DC.  She needs to know that some comedy tricks are considered hack, like falling over. Some fans saw it, and put it on their blog.  Here, read about it..

The Year of Magical Thinking

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I’m halfway through the book, and just came upon this thoughtful review by Amanda Fortini which goes to the heart of what I am beginning to think too. I can also picture my ex sister-in-law the way I remember her exactly, from this description of her performance.
What interests me is the way the reviewer shows how much is not revealed by the author Joan Didion to her readers and audience. Her lack of transparency choice does add to the quality of mystery, which she says has a certain snob appeal, and that, of course, has the expected and perhaps studied side effect of causing people to want more.
The following is must reading by their followers.
The Year of Magical Thinking review.

Saw Your Play last night. Notes.

Posted in ACTORS' & DIRECTORS' CORNER, LYNN REDGRAVE

I saw “Nightingale” last night.
I was waiting with Miyuki under a tree for some mutual friends who’d been visiting you, and you walked alone with your dog to your car, looked straight at me, and passed on. Well, I guess that means you don’t want to be friends, and it’s your choice, and it means I have to give you two notes this way.
Oh, you know that I also saw it at the “tryout” last February, and it is certainly much improved, and your acting was excellent, the scenery and your outfit work very well.
NOTES, JUST 2:
You noticed that people did not stand at the end, and I believe you’ve had some walkouts. I don’t think they were bored, but that they weren’t “with you”. And I think that this is because they felt a little bit “alienated” from you and your play’s character. Here’s what I think you can do about it. And remember, I’m fresh eyes for you and your director. Try to incorporate these before you close on Sunday, it might be your last chance.
1. The audience feels a little uncomfortable throughout, because they don’t know who they are supposed to be. I mean, when somebody is talking at you, essentially unasked, it’s a bit off-putting. But they do want to know. Especially if they’re not an English audience who may not need this encouragement.
At the top when you first go into your grandmother’s character, sit upstage in the restaurant, and imagine your close friend is sitting opposite you (in the same eyeline as the audience) while you have tea together. Aim your first lines at her, and when you have established it is her you are talking to, ever so gradually, bit by bit, shift your attention to the audience. In other words, the audience will become that friend, and will then settle back for the rest of the show. Remember, as I’ve always said, the very start of a show is perhaps the most important part, because if you don’t get ‘em then, you may not get another chance.
So you see, a small note, but a very important one.
2. My other note is a writing adjustment. I think it is foolish to say that you are making the entire story up, about your grandmother. We don’t really want to hear that, because then we think “well, she existed, didn’t she, you met her when you were a child, can’t you tell us anything that you know is a fact?”
This is a fact-based society today if you’re dealing in facts not fiction. You are detailing a real person whom you knew. There are facts in there, and while it’s true that you are speculating about her marriage and her character, you shouldn’t say you just made it up. You don’t need to say it really happened either. Just don’t refer to it, and the question won’t even get asked. Just launch into your piece, believing every word, and we will too.
Do these things, and I think the audience will stand at the end.
Say hi to your director Joe for me, and can he get me another job on his ABC daytime soap? I really need it this time.
June 1, 2007
I see you have opened at Hartford, Connecticut in an improved version of your play, and I read an interesting review by Frank Rizzo in Variety. Critics should not compromise objectivity about their subject actors as Rizzo has by interviewing you in a cozy pre-production paid chat for the Hartford Courant. They should, by definition, remain alienated from actors if they are to retain any credible integrity, but maybe it paid off for you. Anyway, in the absence of seeing the new version for myself, here’s what I read: Variety review
Seems you have re-written and personalized it more and are still working on it. Meanwhile, what is next? I think you may be circling around waiting to pounce on me for your next play, and you know what? I hope so. I want to find out why you did what you did to me.
Meanwhile, say hello to my old employees, Rui Rita, your lighting person who took over from dear departed Tom Skelton on our SFMF play, and also to Carol (no relation) Clark, our stage manager. And as you should know, I wish only the best for you in your professional career, even though I no longer have a piece of it.
June 10, 2007 The NY Times came out with their NY Times review this morning.

“ACTION!”, GUN OR SWITCH

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July 30, 2006
Back to showbiz.
Yesterday I spent a long, dizzying and rewarding day of seminars at the Hollywood branch of the Directors Guild, catching up with other members on the sea-change taking place in the moviemaking business. The transformation of film recording and playing to digital recording and playing from experts in this new field, they sure proved that life has changed for all of us, actors too.
Trying to reinvent myself from theatre industry work in New York to film industry work in Hollywood, I attended the following seminars:
- Digital storyboarding.
- Independent film-making on a micro-budget.
- Choosing a format, HD, DVD, Mini DVD and HDTV.
- Digital editing systems.
- and the “Creative Impact” of working in digital.
This last really got my attention. On the panel was producer/director/actor Tony Bill (whose restaurant in Venice I often visit, and whose career history I envy a lot, especially his pilot license qualifications.)
Academy Award winning co-producer of “The Sting”, and director of his just completed World War I epic “Flyboys”, he knows a great deal and is certainly worth listening to.
He said shooting on digital had changed his way of working with actors, and he no longer feels that slating a take with the call to “Action” was either necessary or desirable. He said that replacing the time-limited reel of film with an almost endless tape meant that multi cameras could shoot continuously, no more “takes”, no more rehearsals, shoot the lot.
He then made the statement that unexposed film in a camera has always been a “gun” aimed at the actor, who has always felt threatened by it, making him feel self-conscious and not able to give his best. Now, he said, you can just shoot it all, editing and deleting as you go, and not even have to wait for dailies.
He then said that acting, throughout history, has gone through the following stages: THEATRE (legit) for thousands of years, then SILENT movies, then SOUND movies, then “METHOD” acting (presumably to achieve enhanced realism), and now ACTUAL REALISM, thanks to the magic of digital.
At the following Q & A, I just had to get up to the microphone. I asked him if, in his opinion, he thought that Humphrey Bogart or Ingrid Bergman, or Bette Davis, or Laurence Olivier would have benefited from the new technology.
He answered yes, that he truly believed they would, but that I was talking about old-fashioned actors, and old-fashioned technique (I hope I’m quoting him accurately).
I said that I viewed acting as a performance art, and that actors, far from feeling threatened by film inside a camera being pointed at them intimidatingly with a call to “action” when it’s rolling, saw it as the curtain going up, that “action!” served as a kind of switch which turns them on.
But I did confess that I was somewhat conflicted in this view, and that my currently favorite television was “Curb Your Enthusiasm” which is shot in exactly the way he describes, and put together sans actors in the producers’ offices.
Thinking more about this later, my conclusion is that with digital, everyone can be an actor, just catch them unawares. But they’re dealing with “behavior”, not “acting”. Which is different. Very different.
And with image cutting and pasting and inserting and switching and enhancing and reversing and morphing and animating and re-manufacturing, we may just not need professional actors/sets/costume/lighting designers any more, just creative computer engineers. It will certainly keep costs down.
I’m sure this debate will continue.
Meanwhile, I, and perhaps you, will continue to watch more of those black and white films from the thirties, forties and fifties.

THEATRE OF THE LAW

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MY COUSIN VINNY
Now this film brings it all together, in a way that simplifies a pro se’s life inside, and outside, a courtroom. It should be rented and viewed by all who aspire to appear in such a place as part of a lawsuit, and is the most helpful. It’s a comedy, and the casting and performances are exquisite.
Few might think of a courtroom as a place for comedy, because no question it is a war zone. And what goes on inside is a blood sport, conducted by humorless attorneys and judges under the watchful eye of armed deputies. So it is important to be able to step back and view this environment for what it really is, a dark, sardonic, fictitious theatrical invention.
In this 1992 film, Joe Pesci plays a one time New York actor with a Brooklyn sense of humor who becomes an untried lawyer after having failed the bar exam five times. He has nothing legal going for him but an innate common sense, useful in the application of the common law, and the refreshing qualities of a pro se mind. And the reassuring outcome of victory over his opponents.
He finds himself in Alabama (the site and cause of the famous N.Y. Times Co. vs. Sullivan landmark defamation case), trying to defend family members, 2 boys, in a murder case.
This film will put you right inside a courthouse, highlighting its procedural rules and absurdities, placing those two strutting imposters in a light the pro se can readily recognize.
I’m not sure why, but watching this film, I began to reflect that there are actually two kinds of actors in our profession.
First the guardedly pompous who wallow in it, seeking and finding an identity through titles, awards, and important positions. They tend to not share the irony of the best kind of humor, go around with brown stains on their noses, and require a well stocked support system.
Second the regular guy, who comments wryly on the mores of society, derives almost no pleasure from obeying didactic calls to satisfy someone else’s vision, and wishes to experience the mutability of life, finding a rare pleasure in things outside the profession. This kind of person has a well developed sense of the incongruities present in real existence.
No doubt my ex is in the first group, and I am in the second group. I was her interface with the world. Which, I think, made us a good team, now gone our separate ways thanks to the efforts of Judge Gold and his ex employee James Eliaser, Esq.
Which should never have happened, if for no other reason than that poor old Lynn no longer belongs in that fellowship of truly great actors, and the theatre-loving public is deprived of our good work projects together.
THE VERDICT
This film seems to say a lot about what goes on in courtrooms and cases around the country, and it doesn’t make you feel good at all. But, it’s a story of perseverence, of bias, of corruption, and of lawyer power. Paul Newman seems more of an impassioned pro se than a licensed lawyer. The ending is perfect, he doesn’t win over the system, he can’t prove his case in light of adverse technically correct rulings from the bench, but what he does do is he makes the jury understand that they have a duty to vote with their hearts, and not just on the evidence. Not a good film for the judiciary, nor rich law-firms, but if you have a sense of justice, you should see this.
THE WINSLOW BOY
I have a fondness for this Terrence Rattigan play and movie, because I played the boy in the play in London, and then his older brother in another West End production when I got older. It is actually an early study of Defamation based on a real case from nearly a century ago in England.
A young cadet, still in school, is expelled for stealing a five shilling postal order. The evidence is largely circumstantial, but Power in the shape of the school administration executes its decision, he’s gone, and the kid has no recourse.
But then his father steps in, and in the face of ruinous cost to his family, fights, keeps losing, but just won’t give up. Many say that the issue is paltry and not worth fighting for, but of course this is really a battle over the good name of a family. As Shakespeare said “…he that filches from me my good name….makes me poor indeed.”
The concept of keeping one’s family escutcheon unblemished may seem quaint today. Which is more of a sad commentary on the state of today’s society.
Winslow is getting nowhere, until he engages the interest of a King’s Counsel and member of the House of Lords. Who, at the risk of his own future, and the threat of bringing down the government, wins the point, and the boy, disinterested all along, is reinstated.
But the meaningful lesson for me is stated at the end.
According to the lordly barrister, the issue was not to see justice done, it was to see right done.
“Let Right Be Done”. A phrase that I believe should be enshrined wherever the name of “Justice” is invoked.

Importance of Earnest Notes for Lynn Redgrave

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January 18
I sneaked in to see your show “The Importance of Being Earnest” last night at the Ahmanson from the upper balcony.
Normally I would have come backstage to talk with you, but with Emily Thingummy, Esq., your alter ego who thinks nothing of pushing a bogus restraining order against me with automatic approval from L.A. “Family” Court, I didn’t. I also was afraid that theatre officials would not let me in, as you made happen at the SAG Awards in 1999.
Bear in mind that as a director I don’t approve of giving private notes to actors, (I believe that notes before the cast serves to unify the company with good feelings, no secrets, and mutual understanding towards each other). This is not intended for public consumption, but I am left with no alternative but to give them to you this way, through my Blog, which I know you read, and besides, it may help other actors, as in the weekly free Shakespeare classes we used to give. So here goes.
Before dwelling on your performance, I recognize that at the outset you are up against it in the following ways:
1. with that awful ad. introducing you in caricature as a decidedly Californian wrong take on what and who Lady Bracknell was View image,
2. with the fact that you are being treated as a star without peer, name writ extra large above the title with kid-glove treatment by the theatre (is your Susan Smith agent responsible for this? I told you not to go with her) in what is essentially an ensemble production,
3. you have the audience’s and your own memories of what Edith Evans did with it (and you memorably mimicked her in our “Shakespeare for my Father” show) and
4. Your first entrance in a dress carefully designed to match the color of the set exactly, and thus ensuring that you are not pictorially the center of attention. Whoever made that decision, costume designer, director, and I’m sure not you, should be taken out and shot (note to intrusive lawyers, not meant literally, of course!).
And last, in the scene-stealing department, you have your old rival (for the character parts anyway), Miriam Margolyes who the night I saw it stole the show right from under everybody, and became the main reason to see it (and well done, Miriam, my old friend!).
Lady Bracknell above all else is a regal, majestic, imperious, formidable, force to be reckoned with. When she enters a room, she takes that room over, commands it, and no argument.
You didn’t do that, and apart from reasons beyond your control, here’s why. You hadn’t found your character! Which is where I used to come in. To help you discover things with some private coaching.
Base your character on an animal, a bird, a friend, an acquaintance, family even. Your mother comes to mind when she stayed with us in Topanga. Any thing and any body is allowed, if it works, but not anyone else’s view, especially that ad. rendition.
Then, use sense or emotion memories. How about when you had me evicted from our home, you have my pictures, use that, or when you were in court being questioned by me, use that.
I’ve often told you that you can be too “big” in your acting for film, and some stage work. But here you have the chance to big it up to the sky, if you can get the truth behind it.
So, take your mind back to our show and the hours we spent together working on it. Mind your shoes, and play the right music (Wagner?) at the half. Be inspired! As I’ve told you many many times, you can be the world’s greatest stage actress, but also quite amateurishly awful, an observation also aimed I am sure, even, at Edmund Keane.
You have the mouthings and the muggings and the makeup. Now find the character and the weight behind all of that, and you’ll be fine. Forget the subtleties, forget the nuances, Wilde’s lines’ll take care of that. And dump any influences that “Sir” and others might have had on you. And, most important, forget Edith Evans, and we will too!
Good luck for your opening night press performance. And steal it back from Miriam, you can do it!
Time’s short.
And if giving my notes to you this way makes you mad, fine, USE IT!

OPENING NIGHT RESULTS

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January 27
Oh dear.
This is what critic Charles McNulty of the Los Angeles Times had to say about you this morning:

“What really prevents the first act from igniting, however, is the way the cast deals out Wilde’s paradoxes in such a knowing fashion. Forget about character work — before a punch line has even landed, the actors are congratulating themselves on their stand-up brilliancy.
Veteran Lynn Redgrave understandably falls victim to this as Lady Bracknell, the society brigadier posing as Gwendolen’s “affectionate” and highly aphoristic mother. It’s one of the toughest roles to pull off, so great are the precedents (Edith Evans, most notably, in the 1952 film) and so beloved are the character’s tyrannical quips. (My favorite: “Come, dear, [Gwendolen rises] we have already missed five, if not six trains. To miss any more might expose us to comment on the platform.”
Decked at first in champagne-colored taffeta and a feathered hat, Redgrave appears to be having a lip-smackingly good time. Yet her unrestrained, not to say slightly burlesque, approach turns Jack’s insults to her character (“never met such a Gorgon”; “she is a monster, without being a myth”) into acts of dramatic criticism.”

Well, don’t say I didn’t tell you. Whatever happened to you? Since I “knew” you last, when was it? …seven years ago? … you seem to have lost your courage.
A smart director of Wilde would do well to cast the play perfectly, free up the actors, and stand editorially and fondly back while Wilde’s words take over. To manipulate the actors and the play away from Wilde is an impertinance, and not even a titled director is automatically en-titled to do that (pun intended).
It is clear that if actors are intimidated by a SIR, Peter Hall did himself a disservice by accepting one. But perhaps he feels he gains immunity by it – an assumption long built into the ways of British society. (And imagine this pop-up – today, Wilde would most certainly have been offered a title instead of a prison sentence!)
Here is the review in full: Download file
Not only actors can become intimidated and (openly) uncritical of directors with a title (unless perhaps they own one themselves). One can safely assume that many American journalist/critics suffer from the same respectful paralysis.
As for Los Angeles theatre, that it remains but a poor stepchild in the family of the Hollywood performing arts, can be seen from this review in today’s Hollywood Reporter: It is clear that their critic, Ed Kaufman, who writes a suspiciously excellent review of the play may have been afraid of this production. Download file He even got his pun reference wrong.
Actually, there is no real evidence that he saw it.

New York Opening Night

Posted in ACTORS' & DIRECTORS' CORNER

April 18
Opening night in New York (Brooklyn Academy of Music)
Extract from Curtain Up, Internet Theatre Magazine
by Les Gutman

The big names attached to this production may be Lynn Redgrave (who plays Lady Bracknell) and Sir Peter Hall (its director), but its shining star is Ms. Margolyes, the brilliant British character actress who portrays Miss Prism…What she does here is set Wilde’s words on fire, and then stoke the flames with every motion her short but ample body makes.
No one could quite match this performance, and the night I attended it was Ms. Margolyes who received the most enthusiastic ovation at the curtain call…Ms. Redgrave’s Lady Bracknell was a bit of a surprise. One of Wilde’s unspoken puns in The Importance of Being Earnest of course surrounds the word “Earnest” and its proper name homonym. Neither of the two young men in the play who at times adopt the name Ernest are earnest, but Lady Bracknell is, and often hideously so. She is the linchpin of Wilde’s satire — the vehicle by which he skewers the behavior of the upper class, rendered especially piercing because Lady Bracknell is an aristocrat by marriage but not by birth. Sir Peter Hall, presumably feeling these observations are of less interest today, strips them from the play…Lady Bracknell isn’t the monster she appears to be in other productions; whereas Jack (James Waterston) and Algernon (Robert Petkoff) are very aware of how clever they are spouting Wilde’s witticisms (and in Petkoff’s case, very much so), normally, Bracknell is not: the bite of her zingers is deep precisely because of her earnestness. Here, however, one senses she’s actually enjoying herself. It’s not an unreasonable choice, but it deprives Ms. Redgrave of some of her ammunition, and the resulting performance, while perfectly fine, is less than memorable.

There you have it. I can neither do nor say any more.

THE ROYAL FAMILY

Posted in My Celebrity anecdotes

May 4, 1944
For me, I started my acting career backwards. Famous to begin with far too early, so you might say, as a performer, downhill ever since.
This event for me was not likely to be surpassed for the rest of my life.
It was the Royal Command Performance late on the night of May 4, 1945. I was twelve years old. Working with headmaster Will Hay as one of his pupils in his famous classroom sketch as the headline act at the Victoria Palace since mid 1944, during the time of the V1 and then the V2 enemy missiles, we’d been closed a few weeks, but then were asked to perform for the Royal Life Guards at their barracks. We would have to relearn our lines, a task that I dreaded, and there was a rumor that the Royal Family might be attending. There were rumors all around that the war in Europe was about to end, and if that happened on that night, obviously the performance would be cancelled. Unfortunately, I cannot verify the facts because the scrapbook which my mother kept for me has gone, gone with so much of my stuff after my eviction. But memory will serve here I hope.
On the bill that night would be the cream of the British music hall of the day, and would include Tommy Trinder, Arthur Askey, Stainless Stephen, Max Miller, Old Mother Riley, Tommy Handley, Flanagan and Allan and a lot more.
8 o’clock in the evening arrived, and no sign. Were we to begin for the military audience, or would we all wait? It was decided that we should wait and hope, and then, at shortly before midnight, they arrived. All of them. King George, and his Queen Elizabeth, and the daughters.
Everyone was in the mood for a good laugh, the excitement of impending victory was foremost, and the show went off without any hitches. I even remembered all my lines, which for my part of a young schoolboy swot who only spoke multi-syllabic words, and hadn’t spoken any for at least 5 months, was for me a miracle.
After the show, we were all to be herded into the main hall to meet the Royal Family, and I did something I have been ashamed of ever since.
My mother, my dear old mother, epitome of a stage mother, out for my interests and forever sticking close, had watched the show and eagerly awaited the reception. I told her she would not be allowed into it, and would have to sit outside in the corridor. It seemed a reasonable thing to do, I just didn’t want her embarrassing me in front of the king and queen. So outside she sat, and saw nothing of what she would have given her eye teeth to see.
At the reception, first lined up after the generals and other military and political notables, none of whom I remember, were, in order, Princess Margaret, then all of 13 years old, and then her sister Elizabeth, then 18, and both wearing what were known as their “utility dresses”, meaning special clothes made in the very simplest and plainest of ways to help win the war. Then came the Queen mother Queen Mary, then Queen Elizabeth, then King George VI.
Soon after, when the lineup dispersed, I found myself, as the only youngster in the throng, brought before the King and Queen to chat with them. And I remember Queen Elizabeth asking me how it was that I could possibly remember all those words which were surely totally incomprehensible to me. I admitted to her that I did have great trouble with the lines, and no, I didn’t know all of what they meant. And so I shyly dealt with the conversation, and noticed that the king did not seem to have a stammer at all.
And then it was home in the car, and me telling my mother what she’d missed and how sorry I was she’d missed it.
And a mere 4 days later, victory came, in Europe anyway.

ART, TRUTH AND POLITICS

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Harold Pinter’s 2005 Nobel Prize Speech
I make no apology for including this speech, because despite the appearance of proselytizing, which meant that few of us wanted to read it being loyal citizens, it should be read by actors, regardless of personal politics, first because a great, still living, playwright wrote it, and second, because it will intrude first upon your brains, and then your emotions and guts.
How you respond is yours alone. Strasberg did the cup of coffee exercise, which I don’t think works any more. Shakespeare has his scenes of horror, and remains distant for most actors. With Pinter’s ideas and searing images, there’s something to hold on to, and an actor can use all the searing images he or she can get. (Sense memory and emotion memory departments, remember?) Furthermore, actors constantly have to embrace a character’s point of view, whether or not they agree with it. Conversion is not the object.
But in case I’m accused of being politically partial, when I find the right one, I will post an opposite view, perhaps from Donald Rumsfeld, although no Nobel prize winner he. Or President Bush, or Tony Blair, whatever gets you going. Will it be actable? is the only thing that matters. They don’t deal in nasty pictures, so I don’t think it’s nearly as effective. Remember, politics are not relevant to this purpose, just try to keep the mind accessible.
A bonus in reading this too, a dip into Pinter’s mind and how it works as a writer. Here he is, at the podium:
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In 1958 I wrote the following:
‘There are no hard distinctions between what is real and what is unreal, nor between what is true and what is false. A thing is not necessarily either true or false; it can be both true and false.’
I believe that these assertions still make sense and do still apply to the exploration of reality through art. So as a writer I stand by them but as a citizen I cannot. As a citizen I must ask: What is true? What is false?
Truth in drama is forever elusive. You never quite find it but the search for it is compulsive. The search is clearly what drives the endeavour. The search is your task. More often than not you stumble upon the truth in the dark, colliding with it or just glimpsing an image or a shape which seems to correspond to the truth, often without realising that you have done so. But the real truth is that there never is any such thing as one truth to be found in dramatic art. There are many. These truths challenge each other, recoil from each other, reflect each other, ignore each other, tease each other, are blind to each other. Sometimes you feel you have the truth of a moment in your hand, then it slips through your fingers and is lost.
I have often been asked how my plays come about. I cannot say. Nor can I ever sum up my plays, except to say that this is what happened. That is what they said. That is what they did.
Most of the plays are engendered by a line, a word or an image. The given word is often shortly followed by the image. I shall give two examples of two lines which came right out of the blue into my head, followed by an image, followed by me.
The plays are The Homecoming and Old Times. The first line of The Homecoming is ‘What have you done with the scissors?’ The first line of Old Times is ‘Dark.’
In each case I had no further information.
In the first case someone was obviously looking for a pair of scissors and was demanding their whereabouts of someone else he suspected had probably stolen them. But I somehow knew that the person addressed didn’t give a damn about the scissors or about the questioner either, for that matter.
‘Dark’ I took to be a description of someone’s hair, the hair of a woman, and was the answer to a question. In each case I found myself compelled to pursue the matter. This happened visually, a very slow fade, through shadow into light.
I always start a play by calling the characters A, B and C.
In the play that became The Homecoming I saw a man enter a stark room and ask his question of a younger man sitting on an ugly sofa reading a racing paper. I somehow suspected that A was a father and that B was his son, but I had no proof. This was however confirmed a short time later when B (later to become Lenny) says to A (later to become Max), ‘Dad, do you mind if I change the subject? I want to ask you something. The dinner we had before, what was the name of it? What do you call it? Why don’t you buy a dog? You’re a dog cook. Honest. You think you’re cooking for a lot of dogs.’ So since B calls A ‘Dad’ it seemed to me reasonable to assume that they were father and son. A was also clearly the cook and his cooking did not seem to be held in high regard. Did this mean that there was no mother? I didn’t know. But, as I told myself at the time, our beginnings never know our ends.
‘Dark.’ A large window. Evening sky. A man, A (later to become Deeley), and a woman, B (later to become Kate), sitting with drinks. ‘Fat or thin?’ the man asks. Who are they talking about? But I then see, standing at the window, a woman, C (later to become Anna), in another condition of light, her back to them, her hair dark.
It’s a strange moment, the moment of creating characters who up to that moment have had no existence. What follows is fitful, uncertain, even hallucinatory, although sometimes it can be an unstoppable avalanche. The author’s position is an odd one. In a sense he is not welcomed by the characters. The characters resist him, they are not easy to live with, they are impossible to define. You certainly can’t dictate to them. To a certain extent you play a never-ending game with them, cat and mouse, blind man’s buff, hide and seek. But finally you find that you have people of flesh and blood on your hands, people with will and an individual sensibility of their own, made out of component parts you are unable to change, manipulate or distort.
So language in art remains a highly ambiguous transaction, a quicksand, a trampoline, a frozen pool which might give way under you, the author, at any time.
But as I have said, the search for the truth can never stop. It cannot be adjourned, it cannot be postponed. It has to be faced, right there, on the spot.
Political theatre presents an entirely different set of problems. Sermonising has to be avoided at all cost. Objectivity is essential. The characters must be allowed to breathe their own air. The author cannot confine and constrict them to satisfy his own taste or disposition or prejudice. He must be prepared to approach them from a variety of angles, from a full and uninhibited range of perspectives, take them by surprise, perhaps, occasionally, but nevertheless give them the freedom to go which way they will. This does not always work. And political satire, of course, adheres to none of these precepts, in fact does precisely the opposite, which is its proper function.
In my play The Birthday Party I think I allow a whole range of options to operate in a dense forest of possibility before finally focussing on an act of subjugation.
Mountain Language pretends to no such range of operation. It remains brutal, short and ugly. But the soldiers in the play do get some fun out of it. One sometimes forgets that torturers become easily bored. They need a bit of a laugh to keep their spirits up. This has been confirmed of course by the events at Abu Ghraib in Baghdad. Mountain Language lasts only 20 minutes, but it could go on for hour after hour, on and on and on, the same pattern repeated over and over again, on and on, hour after hour.
Ashes to Ashes, on the other hand, seems to me to be taking place under water. A drowning woman, her hand reaching up through the waves, dropping down out of sight, reaching for others, but finding nobody there, either above or under the water, finding only shadows, reflections, floating; the woman a lost figure in a drowning landscape, a woman unable to escape the doom that seemed to belong only to others.
But as they died, she must die too.
Political language, as used by politicians, does not venture into any of this territory since the majority of politicians, on the evidence available to us, are interested not in truth but in power and in the maintenance of that power. To maintain that power it is essential that people remain in ignorance, that they live in ignorance of the truth, even the truth of their own lives. What surrounds us therefore is a vast tapestry of lies, upon which we feed.
As every single person here knows, the justification for the invasion of Iraq was that Saddam Hussein possessed a highly dangerous body of weapons of mass destruction, some of which could be fired in 45 minutes, bringing about appalling devastation. We were assured that was true. It was not true. We were told that Iraq had a relationship with Al Quaeda and shared responsibility for the atrocity in New York of September 11th 2001. We were assured that this was true. It was not true. We were told that Iraq threatened the security of the world. We were assured it was true. It was not true.
The truth is something entirely different. The truth is to do with how the United States understands its role in the world and how it chooses to embody it.
But before I come back to the present I would like to look at the recent past, by which I mean United States foreign policy since the end of the Second World War. I believe it is obligatory upon us to subject this period to at least some kind of even limited scrutiny, which is all that time will allow here.
Everyone knows what happened in the Soviet Union and throughout Eastern Europe during the post-war period: the systematic brutality, the widespread atrocities, the ruthless suppression of independent thought. All this has been fully documented and verified.
But my contention here is that the US crimes in the same period have only been superficially recorded, let alone documented, let alone acknowledged, let alone recognised as crimes at all. I believe this must be addressed and that the truth has considerable bearing on where the world stands now. Although constrained, to a certain extent, by the existence of the Soviet Union, the United States’ actions throughout the world made it clear that it had concluded it had carte blanche to do what it liked.
Direct invasion of a sovereign state has never in fact been America’s favoured method. In the main, it has preferred what it has described as ‘low intensity conflict’. Low intensity conflict means that thousands of people die but slower than if you dropped a bomb on them in one fell swoop. It means that you infect the heart of the country, that you establish a malignant growth and watch the gangrene bloom. When the populace has been subdued – or beaten to death – the same thing – and your own friends, the military and the great corporations, sit comfortably in power, you go before the camera and say that democracy has prevailed. This was a commonplace in US foreign policy in the years to which I refer.
The tragedy of Nicaragua was a highly significant case. I choose to offer it here as a potent example of America’s view of its role in the world, both then and now.
I was present at a meeting at the US embassy in London in the late 1980s.
The United States Congress was about to decide whether to give more money to the Contras in their campaign against the state of Nicaragua. I was a member of a delegation speaking on behalf of Nicaragua but the most important member of this delegation was a Father John Metcalf. The leader of the US body was Raymond Seitz (then number two to the ambassador, later ambassador himself). Father Metcalf said: ‘Sir, I am in charge of a parish in the north of Nicaragua. My parishioners built a school, a health centre, a cultural centre. We have lived in peace. A few months ago a Contra force attacked the parish. They destroyed everything: the school, the health centre, the cultural centre. They raped nurses and teachers, slaughtered doctors, in the most brutal manner. They behaved like savages. Please demand that the US government withdraw its support from this shocking terrorist activity.’
Raymond Seitz had a very good reputation as a rational, responsible and highly sophisticated man. He was greatly respected in diplomatic circles. He listened, paused and then spoke with some gravity. ‘Father,’ he said, ‘let me tell you something. In war, innocent people always suffer.’ There was a frozen silence. We stared at him. He did not flinch.
Innocent people, indeed, always suffer.
Finally somebody said: ‘But in this case “innocent people” were the victims of a gruesome atrocity subsidised by your government, one among many. If Congress allows the Contras more money further atrocities of this kind will take place. Is this not the case? Is your government not therefore guilty of supporting acts of murder and destruction upon the citizens of a sovereign state?’
Seitz was imperturbable. ‘I don’t agree that the facts as presented support your assertions,’ he said.
As we were leaving the Embassy a US aide told me that he enjoyed my plays. I did not reply.
I should remind you that at the time President Reagan made the following statement: ‘The Contras are the moral equivalent of our Founding Fathers.’
The United States supported the brutal Somoza dictatorship in Nicaragua for over 40 years. The Nicaraguan people, led by the Sandinistas, overthrew this regime in 1979, a breathtaking popular revolution.
The Sandinistas weren’t perfect. They possessed their fair share of arrogance and their political philosophy contained a number of contradictory elements. But they were intelligent, rational and civilised. They set out to establish a stable, decent, pluralistic society. The death penalty was abolished. Hundreds of thousands of poverty-stricken peasants were brought back from the dead. Over 100,000 families were given title to land. Two thousand schools were built. A quite remarkable literacy campaign reduced illiteracy in the country to less than one seventh. Free education was established and a free health service. Infant mortality was reduced by a third. Polio was eradicated.
The United States denounced these achievements as Marxist/Leninist subversion. In the view of the US government, a dangerous example was being set. If Nicaragua was allowed to establish basic norms of social and economic justice, if it was allowed to raise the standards of health care and education and achieve social unity and national self respect, neighbouring countries would ask the same questions and do the same things. There was of course at the time fierce resistance to the status quo in El Salvador.
I spoke earlier about ‘a tapestry of lies’ which surrounds us. President Reagan commonly described Nicaragua as a ‘totalitarian dungeon’. This was taken generally by the media, and certainly by the British government, as accurate and fair comment. But there was in fact no record of death squads under the Sandinista government. There was no record of torture. There was no record of systematic or official military brutality. No priests were ever murdered in Nicaragua. There were in fact three priests in the government, two Jesuits and a Maryknoll missionary. The totalitarian dungeons were actually next door, in El Salvador and Guatemala. The United States had brought down the democratically elected government of Guatemala in 1954 and it is estimated that over 200,000 people had been victims of successive military dictatorships.
Six of the most distinguished Jesuits in the world were viciously murdered at the Central American University in San Salvador in 1989 by a battalion of the Alcatl regiment trained at Fort Benning, Georgia, USA. That extremely brave man Archbishop Romero was assassinated while saying mass. It is estimated that 75,000 people died. Why were they killed? They were killed because they believed a better life was possible and should be achieved. That belief immediately qualified them as communists. They died because they dared to question the status quo, the endless plateau of poverty, disease, degradation and oppression, which had been their birthright.
The United States finally brought down the Sandinista government. It took some years and considerable resistance but relentless economic persecution and 30,000 dead finally undermined the spirit of the Nicaraguan people. They were exhausted and poverty stricken once again. The casinos moved back into the country. Free health and free education were over. Big business returned with a vengeance. ‘Democracy’ had prevailed.
But this ‘policy’ was by no means restricted to Central America. It was conducted throughout the world. It was never-ending. And it is as if it never happened.
The United States supported and in many cases engendered every right wing military dictatorship in the world after the end of the Second World War. I refer to Indonesia, Greece, Uruguay, Brazil, Paraguay, Haiti, Turkey, the Philippines, Guatemala, El Salvador, and, of course, Chile. The horror the United States inflicted upon Chile in 1973 can never be purged and can never be forgiven.
Hundreds of thousands of deaths took place throughout these countries. Did they take place? And are they in all cases attributable to US foreign policy? The answer is yes they did take place and they are attributable to American foreign policy. But you wouldn’t know it.
It never happened. Nothing ever happened. Even while it was happening it wasn’t happening. It didn’t matter. It was of no interest. The crimes of the United States have been systematic, constant, vicious, remorseless, but very few people have actually talked about them. You have to hand it to America. It has exercised a quite clinical manipulation of power worldwide while masquerading as a force for universal good. It’s a brilliant, even witty, highly successful act of hypnosis.
I put to you that the United States is without doubt the greatest show on the road. Brutal, indifferent, scornful and ruthless it may be but it is also very clever. As a salesman it is out on its own and its most saleable commodity is self love. It’s a winner. Listen to all American presidents on television say the words, ‘the American people’, as in the sentence, ‘I say to the American people it is time to pray and to defend the rights of the American people and I ask the American people to trust their president in the action he is about to take on behalf of the American people.’
It’s a scintillating stratagem. Language is actually employed to keep thought at bay. The words ‘the American people’ provide a truly voluptuous cushion of reassurance. You don’t need to think. Just lie back on the cushion. The cushion may be suffocating your intelligence and your critical faculties but it’s very comfortable. This does not apply of course to the 40 million people living below the poverty line and the 2 million men and women imprisoned in the vast gulag of prisons, which extends across the US.
The United States no longer bothers about low intensity conflict. It no longer sees any point in being reticent or even devious. It puts its cards on the table without fear or favour. It quite simply doesn’t give a damn about the United Nations, international law or critical dissent, which it regards as impotent and irrelevant. It also has its own bleating little lamb tagging behind it on a lead, the pathetic and supine Great Britain.
What has happened to our moral sensibility? Did we ever have any? What do these words mean? Do they refer to a term very rarely employed these days – conscience? A conscience to do not only with our own acts but to do with our shared responsibility in the acts of others? Is all this dead? Look at Guantanamo Bay. Hundreds of people detained without charge for over three years, with no legal representation or due process, technically detained forever. This totally illegitimate structure is maintained in defiance of the Geneva Convention. It is not only tolerated but hardly thought about by what’s called the ‘international community’. This criminal outrage is being committed by a country, which declares itself to be ‘the leader of the free world’. Do we think about the inhabitants of Guantanamo Bay? What does the media say about them? They pop up occasionally – a small item on page six. They have been consigned to a no man’s land from which indeed they may never return. At present many are on hunger strike, being force-fed, including British residents. No niceties in these force-feeding procedures. No sedative or anaesthetic. Just a tube stuck up your nose and into your throat. You vomit blood. This is torture. What has the British Foreign Secretary said about this? Nothing. What has the British Prime Minister said about this? Nothing. Why not? Because the United States has said: to criticise our conduct in Guantanamo Bay constitutes an unfriendly act. You’re either with us or against us. So Blair shuts up.
The invasion of Iraq was a bandit act, an act of blatant state terrorism, demonstrating absolute contempt for the concept of international law. The invasion was an arbitrary military action inspired by a series of lies upon lies and gross manipulation of the media and therefore of the public; an act intended to consolidate American military and economic control of the Middle East masquerading – as a last resort – all other justifications having failed to justify themselves – as liberation. A formidable assertion of military force responsible for the death and mutilation of thousands and thousands of innocent people.
We have brought torture, cluster bombs, depleted uranium, innumerable acts of random murder, misery, degradation and death to the Iraqi people and call it ‘bringing freedom and democracy to the Middle East’.
How many people do you have to kill before you qualify to be described as a mass murderer and a war criminal? One hundred thousand? More than enough, I would have thought. Therefore it is just that Bush and Blair be arraigned before the International Criminal Court of Justice. But Bush has been clever. He has not ratified the International Criminal Court of Justice. Therefore if any American soldier or for that matter politician finds himself in the dock Bush has warned that he will send in the marines. But Tony Blair has ratified the Court and is therefore available for prosecution. We can let the Court have his address if they’re interested. It is Number 10, Downing Street, London.
Death in this context is irrelevant. Both Bush and Blair place death well away on the back burner. At least 100,000 Iraqis were killed by American bombs and missiles before the Iraq insurgency began. These people are of no moment. Their deaths don’t exist. They are blank. They are not even recorded as being dead. ‘We don’t do body counts,’ said the American general Tommy Franks.
Early in the invasion there was a photograph published on the front page of British newspapers of Tony Blair kissing the cheek of a little Iraqi boy. ‘A grateful child,’ said the caption. A few days later there was a story and photograph, on an inside page, of another four-year-old boy with no arms. His family had been blown up by a missile. He was the only survivor. ‘When do I get my arms back?’ he asked. The story was dropped. Well, Tony Blair wasn’t holding him in his arms, nor the body of any other mutilated child, nor the body of any bloody corpse. Blood is dirty. It dirties your shirt and tie when you’re making a sincere speech on television.
The 2,000 American dead are an embarrassment. They are transported to their graves in the dark. Funerals are unobtrusive, out of harm’s way. The mutilated rot in their beds, some for the rest of their lives. So the dead and the mutilated both rot, in different kinds of graves.
Here is an extract from a poem by Pablo Neruda, ‘I’m Explaining a Few Things’:
And one morning all that was burning,
one morning the bonfires
leapt out of the earth
devouring human beings
and from then on fire,
gunpowder from then on,
and from then on blood.
Bandits with planes and Moors,
bandits with finger-rings and duchesses,
bandits with black friars spattering blessings
came through the sky to kill children
and the blood of children ran through the streets
without fuss, like children’s blood.
Jackals that the jackals would despise
stones that the dry thistle would bite on and spit out,
vipers that the vipers would abominate.
Face to face with you I have seen the blood
of Spain tower like a tide
to drown you in one wave
of pride and knives.
Treacherous
generals:
see my dead house,
look at broken Spain:
from every house burning metal flows
instead of flowers
from every socket of Spain
Spain emerges
and from every dead child a rifle with eyes
and from every crime bullets are born
which will one day find
the bull’s eye of your hearts.
And you will ask: why doesn’t his poetry
speak of dreams and leaves
and the great volcanoes of his native land.
Come and see the blood in the streets.
Come and see
the blood in the streets.
Come and see the blood
in the streets!*
Let me make it quite clear that in quoting from Neruda’s poem I am in no way comparing Republican Spain to Saddam Hussein’s Iraq. I quote Neruda because nowhere in contemporary poetry have I read such a powerful visceral description of the bombing of civilians.
I have said earlier that the United States is now totally frank about putting its cards on the table. That is the case. Its official declared policy is now defined as ‘full spectrum dominance’. That is not my term, it is theirs. ‘Full spectrum dominance’ means control of land, sea, air and space and all attendant resources.
The United States now occupies 702 military installations throughout the world in 132 countries, with the honourable exception of Sweden, of course. We don’t quite know how they got there but they are there all right.
The United States possesses 8,000 active and operational nuclear warheads. Two thousand are on hair trigger alert, ready to be launched with 15 minutes warning. It is developing new systems of nuclear force, known as bunker busters. The British, ever cooperative, are intending to replace their own nuclear missile, Trident. Who, I wonder, are they aiming at? Osama bin Laden? You? Me? Joe Dokes? China? Paris? Who knows? What we do know is that this infantile insanity – the possession and threatened use of nuclear weapons – is at the heart of present American political philosophy. We must remind ourselves that the United States is on a permanent military footing and shows no sign of relaxing it.
Many thousands, if not millions, of people in the United States itself are demonstrably sickened, shamed and angered by their government’s actions, but as things stand they are not a coherent political force – yet. But the anxiety, uncertainty and fear which we can see growing daily in the United States is unlikely to diminish.
I know that President Bush has many extremely competent speech writers but I would like to volunteer for the job myself. I propose the following short address which he can make on television to the nation. I see him grave, hair carefully combed, serious, winning, sincere, often beguiling, sometimes employing a wry smile, curiously attractive, a man’s man.
‘God is good. God is great. God is good. My God is good. Bin Laden’s God is bad. His is a bad God. Saddam’s God was bad, except he didn’t have one. He was a barbarian. We are not barbarians. We don’t chop people’s heads off. We believe in freedom. So does God. I am not a barbarian. I am the democratically elected leader of a freedom-loving democracy. We are a compassionate society. We give compassionate electrocution and compassionate lethal injection. We are a great nation. I am not a dictator. He is. I am not a barbarian. He is. And he is. They all are. I possess moral authority. You see this fist? This is my moral authority. And don’t you forget it.’
A writer’s life is a highly vulnerable, almost naked activity. We don’t have to weep about that. The writer makes his choice and is stuck with it. But it is true to say that you are open to all the winds, some of them icy indeed. You are out on your own, out on a limb. You find no shelter, no protection – unless you lie – in which case of course you have constructed your own protection and, it could be argued, become a politician.
I have referred to death quite a few times this evening. I shall now quote a poem of my own called ‘Death’.
Where was the dead body found?
Who found the dead body?
Was the dead body dead when found?
How was the dead body found?
Who was the dead body?
Who was the father or daughter or brother
Or uncle or sister or mother or son
Of the dead and abandoned body?
Was the body dead when abandoned?
Was the body abandoned?
By whom had it been abandoned?
Was the dead body naked or dressed for a journey?
What made you declare the dead body dead?
Did you declare the dead body dead?
How well did you know the dead body?
How did you know the dead body was dead?
Did you wash the dead body
Did you close both its eyes
Did you bury the body
Did you leave it abandoned
Did you kiss the dead body
When we look into a mirror we think the image that confronts us is accurate. But move a millimetre and the image changes. We are actually looking at a never-ending range of reflections. But sometimes a writer has to smash the mirror – for it is on the other side of that mirror that the truth stares at us.
I believe that despite the enormous odds which exist, unflinching, unswerving, fierce intellectual determination, as citizens, to define the real truth of our lives and our societies is a crucial obligation which devolves upon us all. It is in fact mandatory.
If such a determination is not embodied in our political vision we have no hope of restoring what is so nearly lost to us – the dignity of man.
© THE NOBEL FOUNDATION 2005
* Extract from “I’m Explaining a Few Things” translated by Nathaniel Tarn, from Pablo Neruda: Selected Poems, published by Jonathan Cape, London 1970. Used by permission of The Random House Group Limited.

Bea Arthur

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April 1, 1961
I know that Bea, being a nice person, will forgive me for this, she probably never knew.
It began in the year 1959. I had recently arrived in New York from Toronto, and insisted on renting an apartment right in the middle of the theater district, on 47th Street at the edge of Eighth Avenue, which meant right on the edge of Hell’s Kitchen. Before renting, I asked the lady sitting outside on a garbage can in a scruffy old raincoat, the superintendent of the building, whether this was a safe place to live. She answered that I could judge for myself, her son had been murdered down the road just a short time before. She shrugged and I laughed, thinking this was just New York humor, and put down my deposit. It was later that I found out that her son Robert had been the victim in the Umbrella and Cape Man murders. That became a famous case, happening as it did right after the close of “West Side Story”, and so similar in its mood.
Above me lived Jon Voight, a very aspiring actor, we’d go racing off together to make the rounds, and I got a job downtown on Bleeker Street at “The Premise”, working in the kitchen alongside Dustin Hoffman.
More than a year went by, and because New York was where we wanted to be, I went back to Toronto to sell our little house which we’d rented out just in case, and on returning found my wife acting in a very peculiar way. She was playing endless Frank Sinatra records, singing to them, and crying a lot. She explained to me through her tears that she was having an affair with an actor then appearing in “The Tenth Man”, almost across the street, whose name was Gene Saks. He was married to Bea Arthur, who knew nothing about it, and while I was in Toronto, there was a huge blizzard which prevented his coming in across the bridge from New Jersey to spend the night with her.
My then wife was six years older than me. She was always a bit of a mystery, as older wives tend to be, and I probably should never have married her, but . . . whatever.
Was my wife telling me the truth? And was she sorry? Did she regret this? Would she change? The answer was a no, she simply did not love me any more. Not believing a word of this, I vowed to go and see the play, what kind of a man was this, who could woo her away from me, Superman?
The next day being a Saturday, I went to watch the matinee from high up in the Gods, armed with a pair of binoculars. I studied his face, his body, very carefully. He was a runt! It couldn’t be!
After the play was over, I went round to the stage door, I had to meet the man, but hadn’t the slightest idea what to say. I talked my way past the stage-door keeper, and went up a couple of flights to his dressing room, and knocked. He came to the door, face covered in cold cream; I said I needed to speak to him urgently, about Kay Hawtrey, my wife. He told me to wait outside, where I stood for what seemed like an eternity before he came out.
Now the theatre was completely empty, and he told me to follow him. He steered me past the dressing rooms, down 2 flights of stairs, past the stage door, on into the wings, and on to the stage, which was now lit only by a work light. He positioned himself dead center, placed me to his left, and only then did he speak, and ask me very politely what it was I wished to say.
I told him that I knew he had been on the road with my wife in a play by Robertson Davis, Love and Libel, and that my wife had fallen in love with him, and was this true? He said be assured, young fellow, that we may have kissed a little, but there was nothing to it. He suggested that she might want to see a psychoanalyst.
And so I returned home, happily believing what I wanted to believe, and told my wife what had transpired, and that I did not believe a word of what she had told me. She was aghast. I noted the date, April 1.
The marriage, having lasted a barren seven years, did last a little while longer, and on our very last night together, a night of true tenderness and farewell on my part, little Jonathan got to be conceived.
And that, my friends, is a true actor story.

Jessie Matthews

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1962
Jonathan was born, another saga of a story, but we decided to give it another go for his sake.
Still trying to get somewhere, and taking classes in just about everything, especially singing, I would go to Diane Courtney’s little studio up on Eighth Avenue and 55th Street, second floor walkup.
This particular session, Diane said to me that an odd-sounding lady was coming to audition for her in an hour, with her manager who said she claimed to have been very famous in England many years before, and had I heard of her because she hadn’t, her name was Jessie Matthews. Of course I said she was very well known on the other side of the Atlantic, but I wanted to know more. Apparently she’d been living in Australia with a husband who’d abused her, and destroyed all of her professional history. She left him, and now wanted to get back again, and she needed to know if she still had what it takes. But of course, the audition would be private.
So I plotted to pretend to forget my briefcase and come back to collect it, and maybe, just maybe, I could get to stay and watch. Well, about an hour later I did just that. I knocked quietly, put my head round the door, excused myself, got my music, and as I headed out, glanced at her, and nearly fell over. “My God”, I blurted out, “Are you Jessie Matthews, I mean THE Jessie Matthews?” Tears came into her eyes as she smiled, and said, so sweetly, “You remember me then?” “Of course”, I said, although I had never actually seen her in action and did not recognize her, far before my time. But I knew she was a legend.
She then begged me to stay and watch and give my opinion. And she sang and sang, and then did some kicks, arm around Diane who had been a singer during the heyday of the big bands, and apologized that the kicks were not quite as high as in the old days.
Then her manager said he hoped to get her on to the Jack Paar show, and start her out on a new career in America.
Which was where I suggested that here was not maybe where she should consider making her comeback. Knowing how beloved she had been in England, I carefully suggested that she might consider making her comeback there, where I was certain she would be hugely welcomed.
So she did just that, and I heard that Olivier put on a special welcoming show to present her from the stage of the National.
She then went into a favorite radio series called “Mrs. Dale’s Diary”, where she stayed and worked for the rest of her life.
I’d like to think I had a hand in her decision.

Jack Dempsey

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1963
I’m cheating here, because I never met the man, known as The Manassa Mauler. But his wife, there was a tale.
About 1963, I was one of a group of actors working for a Martin Snyder who operated a very successful theater travel group out of New York. He would put together large numbers of mostly retired couples, fly them in from places such as Chicago and St. Louis, and see to their every need while they were in to see Broadway shows. Or, that is to say, we, his small gathering of usually out-of-work actors, would take care of them, meeting them at the airport, getting to them their theater tickets, escorting them to their hotels, and often hosting parties. It was a fun job, it paid quite well, and we got to see a few shows for free.
One of my compatriots was Roy Scheider, and actually he and his wife were kind enough to often take care of our baby Jonathan.
Anyway, the time came when Martin directed me to the Manhattan Hotel on Eighth at 45th., to walk up and down in the lobby to take care of his clients if and when necessary. I got to passing the time talking to a little lady with a strong European accent, who ran her jewelry business from behind her counter. If business was slow, we would chat. Then one day she wasn’t there, so the next morning I asked if everything was all right, and she said she was really tired, because she had been up most of the night dancing at the White House, and had only just arrived back in New York.
How on earth did that come about I wondered, and it was then she told me that it was because she was recently married to a man who was supposed to be quite famous, although she had never heard of him. I asked who that was, and she told me it was a man called Jack Dempsey. And the story of their meeting was quite extraordinary.
She had operated her little jewelry stand for several years in that same lobby, when she became uncomfortable at the sight of a large man who would sit across the floor, and stare at her, day after day. She pretended not to notice, until one day he came up to her and said that his cufflink was broken, and could she repair it. He then said please come and have a cup of coffee with me. At first she refused, but he persisted, and when the link was repaired, she consented to go for a quick coffee. When he mentioned his name, she said she’d never heard of him. And it was only a few days later that he came up and asked if she’d marry him, and she said only on condition that she could keep her business going. He agreed, and so he ran his steakhouse around the corner on Broadway, and she ran her little jewelry store in the hotel lobby. And they remained together until his death twenty years later.

John Dexter

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1964
John Dexter, the late director associated with Britain’s National Theatre, became a friend of ours when Lynn and I first married. He had directed her in Black Comedy on Broadway, and later in the first of the only two movies he directed, The Virgin Soldiers. He was also known to be a somewhat sadistic fun-loving homosexual.
I never did bring up with him my memory of the most ghastly series of auditions that any actor could be expected to put up with.
I had just, with great difficulty, learned the part of Berowne for a production of Love’s Labor’s Lost which I and a couple of other Equity actors had performed at Emory University in Atlanta 3 times to beef up a student production, and then returned to New York. Berowne’s long speech to his friends on his philosophy towards women I vowed would be retained in my brain forever, for the sole purpose of auditioning with it.
And it came to pass that auditions were being held for a Broadway production of “The Royal Hunt of the Sun”.
I signed up, and boldly went forth on to the stage, to be greeted by Dexter’s voice in the darkness “So what are you going to thrill us with?”
I answered “Berowne’s speech from Love’s Labor’s Lost, Mr. Dexter.” And so I did it. There was a long pause, and then the voice came back “Not bad, but you must watch your punctuation. Next.”
But I got a call-back, and found myself again in the same position. He said “What are you going to thrill us with today, young man?’ I said “The Berowne speech from “Love’s Labor’s Lost, Mr. Dexter.” And so I did it once again.
This time, he came back with “Better, but you really have to watch your breathing. Next”.
I thought that was it, but to my astonishment I got a call-back again. This time at the ANTA Theatre (now the Virginia), where the play was to be presented, and rehearsals were to start any day. Seems they were still looking for actors, and hope sprang within me.
On stage again “So what are you going to thrill us with THIS time?”, greeted me, and again I said “Berowne’s speech. . .” and I think I heard a groan.
But I doggedly held my ground and went ahead, and got interrupted halfway through with “That’s enough” echoed by the stage manager. I got off stage where my friend John Vernon, also from Canada, later to make his name as the Mayor of San Francisco in the Clint Eastwood “Dirty Harry” film, was waiting for his turn. He had asked me to warn him what to expect, and I just had time to tell him that he would be asked to thrill Mr. Dexter. And then I hung around in a nearby coffee shop to swap notes. But unlike me, he was smart.
Apparently, John got on stage, was asked the same question, said “I thought I’d show you this.” and then went down to the footlights, and started to unzip his pants. How far he got I don’t know, (well I do, actually) but the next day he got the call that he was cast in the production.
[Footnote. I see dear John died on February 1, 2005, complications from heart surgery, in L.A. My age exactly. May he R.I.P.]

Ray Milland

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1965
Living with Kay and the baby in a tiny walkup on Second Avenue (rent $33.35 month!) was just not working out, and so I had rented a better, and separate, apartment for them in fashionable East 66th Street (rent $56 a month!).
The monthly bills were high, though, and so a night job was necessary if I was to keep my days free.
I found a job as a proofreader at Cahill Gordon Reindel & Ohl, a large law firm downtown on Pine Street. 5pm until 8a.m. most nights, and at weekends, if you really needed the money – and I did with a 2 year old baby to support and 2 apartment rents to pay – it was 30 hours non-stop. The pay was $1.50 an hour, and they called you a “boy”.
My plan to keep my days free had worked out. Late in the year, I got a job in a tiny part in “Hostile Witness” as a policeman.
This particular morning, I had just got off work from my night job, and had dashed over to the Cunard pier to see a girl I knew leaving for England on The Queen Elizabeth. A few sips of champagne, and just in time for a ten o’clock rehearsal call on stage at the Music Box.
Mr. Milland was practicing his long speech over and over from the witness box at the Old Bailey. It was my duty and role to stand behind him motionless throughout. He was interminable.
Suddenly, I passed out, fell in a heap from behind and pushed him over, almost into the orchestra pit. I came to, with the stage manager bent over me slapping me in the face, and the star at one side suggesting I should be fired on the spot. Thank goodness that the stage manager was a kindly person, who knew a bit about my life-style at that time, and told the star that it was a matter simply of the fact that I’d had no sleep.
And so I got to stay, got to know Ray quite well, heard his lines for him, and listened to his lengthy stories of how he got his name, having been born on mill land somewhere in Wales.

Vivien Leigh

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July 6, 1967
Lynn and I were married on April 2, 1967. The ceremony was conducted in Sidney Lumet’s living room on New York’s Lexington Avenue, up in the 90′s somewhere, and photographed for Life Magazine by Michael Crawford who was into photography in those days.
Back to London to live in Lynn’s newly bought and empty cottage, and I was told that Viven Leigh, a close Redgrave family friend, lay dying, and that we should visit her on her deathbed.
I stood there, camera in my pocket, for I was then a professional photographer as well as an actor, and was doing work for TV Guide in England as a stringer.
I put my hand on the bulky Nikon in my pocket, and then took it away. I knew then, in my new position as Lynn’s husband, I would often find myself in incredible and intimate and very private situations with the famous.
I knew then too, that I would never again take pictures professionally. Not, that is, if I wanted my marriage to last. And that’s what happened ever after, or I should say didn’t happen.
She died the next day.