July 2005

What follows are the actual answers to a religious test administered to a class of children at a Catholic elementary school concerning the Old and New Testaments, (spelling preserved.)
1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.
2. ADAM AND EVE

Hidee ho. Such bad taste, letting Mr. Bush’s favorite nickname for his best political friend get out to the media.
“Turd Blossom” is actually quite a loving name. And he does look a little like South Park’s Mr. Hanky, with his bald head and all, except for his color. He is not a man of

July 13, 2006
Now there’s an all-round showbiz icon in my book that one can truly respect. Actor, composer, songwriter, singer, hoofer, and of course his standup routine – there seemed to be nothing he couldn’t do. 5 Broadway plays, appearing with Uta Hagen in 1942, 29 movies, which included Sayonara with Marlon Brando, which

I see that Jane Fonda will be taking a cross country book – sorry – bus tour to call for a withdrawal and an end to U.S. military operations in Iraq.
Is this an illusion, a retro experience, or what?
My God, she is so brave.
To be true to her history and our memory,

President Bush was making one of his PR trips to an elementary school, to read the kids some stories.
After he got through, he put down the book, and asked the class if they had any questions.
A little boy put up his hand.
“And what is your name?” asked the president.
“Stanley”, he replied.

From Larry Williams in Stone Mountain, Georgia:
As London is hit by the second wave of bombings in two
weeks, the Government has raised the terror warning
level from ‘miffed’ to ‘peeved’.
Whilst many people commented with respect at the
stoical attitude of Londoners to the first wave of
attacks, Londoners are losing their traditional

Congratulations Roman Polanski, you won your libel case against certain media people about the incident in Elaine’s over your murdered wife.
You only got 50,000 pounds, and I bet your legal fees were many times that, but you made your point, and in my view the American approach which is to cut and run fast

Darwin Awards go to people, usually men, who actually performed the following human acts:
WINNER
1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again.

In Britain, the idea that extremists would want to establish secret hideaways to make bombs and develop death-dealing plans against fellow citizens is fairly inconceivable, and yet it happened.
Over here, the papers are saying what do you expect when so much openness exists in the U.K. To that I would answer that it is